FAG: The story of my first time...

[Ferrero]

mike said:

felicity said:

Fez

i started a trend.

Actually, I think it was Natalie who first called me 'Fez', some time in the middle of last year... Sorry to steal your thunder!

I wish my name were Fez. I really like it. A lot. Can I be Fez Jr.? Pleasssssssssssssssssssssssssse. I think I will cry if I'm not allowed to be Fez Jr.

What, you don't like 'Fliss'? Isn't that good enough for ya? Don't you think 'Fez Jr.' sounds a little too close to 'Freddie Prinze Jr'? And trust me, we don't want to go there...

the high class brothels in sydney charge around $300 an hour, but generally i think its about $90 to $150.

You see, Harvey knows these things now that he lives amongst us, in the big smoke.

I always wanted to know how you'd actually ask for a specific thing. Say, if you wanted a blow job, would you say, one round of fellatio please.

I've never really thought of going to a prostitute. It's scary enough having sex with people you do know, let alone complete strangers! And yes, I have trust issues.

some prostitutes charge say $100 $200 for a blowjob, $300 for sex, and $1000 for anal sex (those are actual prices i read in a magazine article about high class call girls a few years ago...and shit i remembered)

$1000 for anal? That seems a bit excessive don't you think?

All those prices are beyond me. I would probably negotiate a little, talk them down to twenty-five dollars for some dry-humping.

Hahahaha. Oh, Foo you are sooooooooo bad.

~Ferrero

[Enid]

I thought the same thing Ferrero when I read $1000 dollars, you are not alone.

[Splash]

So what would you charge Enid? What's fair?

[Enid]

well if we are going by Harvey's price listings here and its 200 for a blow job, 300 for sex then I would go the mathematical route and say 500 for anal sex

[Splash]

What about a session that includes all three? Is there a package deal?

[Enid]

Are prostitutes allowed to do all three? or is it against union laws or something. The package would be about 880 dollars that is my guess

[Splash]

What about if the blowjob came after the anal?

[Enid]

I suppose it would depend on how one felt about their own bodily fluids. Oh dear this is bad, Its my day off and I've felt like shit all day and now I'm online discussing post anal sex blow jobs and their cost. Intervention.

[Splash]

What if you were part of a two-hooker threesome, and the blowjob came after an anal with the other girl? Then it wouldn't depend on how you felt about your own bodily fluids...

[Enid]

I really dont know, I'm a very simple, simple girl when it comes to these things.

[harvey]

meaning you charge emotional rather than literal currency?

[Enid]

no, meaning Im a farm girl. I don't do any of this wild stuff

[The Horrible Brian]

I'm sure there's a very practical reason for charging so much money for anal sex, and it'd be mainly due to wear and tear.

[Natalie]

Fags, prostitutes and anal, this thread has it all. I laughed I cried, two thumbs up (up where, I don't know client's choice).

"Great stories James, Enid and Foo. Love the title too. "

Course you do Ferrero.

As for when I first watched Freaks and Geeks, It was when it aired originally at a normal hour on nine. I'm a little fuzzy on the rest but I do remember seeing Tricks and Treats and thinking it was fucking hilarious. Mrs. Weir and her cowgirl outfit was just the right amount of mortifying.

I watched the series through but it wasn't until it aired the second time and I saw this episode again that I fell in love with it to the point that I would actually seek out and then end up on a fan forum related to it three years later.

The end.

[KibblesTheRocker]

Mrs. Weir singing "Monster Mash" is still one of the most disturbing moments of television for me. (Sorry to talk about the show so much...I'll stop now)