FAG: The story of my first time...

[harvey]

Well, well, well. Sounds like someone is bitter and twisted. Poor bubba Harvey hates uni degrees! Did they do something mean to you?

no, im just saying $6 a minute is pretty damn good money.

$360 an hour... most prostitutes aren't that expensive.

[Mike]

felicity said:

Fez

i started a trend.

[Felicity]

I wish my name were Fez. I really like it. A lot. Can I be Fez Jr.? Pleasssssssssssssssssssssssssse. I think I will cry if I'm not allowed to be Fez Jr.

[The Horrible Brian]

harvey said:

$360 an hour... most prostitutes aren't that expensive.

Harvey are you sure that's right? Maybe I should shop around more.

[harvey]

the high class brothels in sydney charge around $300 an hour, but generally i think its about $90 to $150.

[harvey]

if i was going to do it i'd like a fairly repetudable (sic?) place...at least somewhere clean.
if i were a rich man, story of my life.

[Steve McCroski]

I always wanted to know how you'd actually ask for a specific thing. Say, if you wanted a blow job, would you say, one round of fellatio please.

[Enid]

stevemccroski said:

I always wanted to know how you'd actually ask for a specific thing. Say, if you wanted a blow job, would you say, one round of fellatio please.

Level three eye roll for that statement

[harvey]

stevemccroski said:

I always wanted to know how you'd actually ask for a specific thing. Say, if you wanted a blow job, would you say, one round of fellatio please.

i think you negotiate terms before hand.
some prostitutes charge say $100 $200 for a blowjob, $300 for sex, and $1000 for anal sex (those are actual prices i read in a magazine article about high class call girls a few years ago...and shit i remembered)

[The Horrible Brian]

Dude if you were even close to that charming you could get it for free on the streets.

[KibblesTheRocker]

fooboy said:

Yeah, that's how I'd like it too. In my fantasies it's always in a dark alley, next to a dumpster, on top of some newspaper for cushioning. Expensive hookers aren't my scene, that sort of talk was purely hypothetical.

They have male prostitutes, too, Fooboy.

[Steve McCroski]

I always thought I'd make a good male prostitute, but then I figured, how the hell would you sell yourself? I mean, you may be butt ugly, but, have a lot of cash in your wallet - if you know what I mean, yet, how would the women know that? Get one of those t-shirts that say, "Does this shirt make my penis look big?"

[KibblesTheRocker]

You have to put an ad in the phonebook.

[Steve McCroski]

So it all comes down to having a hot voice and an attractive phone number?

[KibblesTheRocker]

I don't think so. That pig icon of yours is definitely male.