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Post by Splash on Sept 16, 2004 2:38:00 GMT 10
 | I am pleased to formally anoint JCriquet as our new Dungeon Master. There were many fine candidates, and soon when Natalie joins Harvey in retirement one of you will make a worthy replacement. James recently joined the 1000 post club, and his passion for Undeclared is almost sick. He's the perfect OzFreak to show leadership as we all anticipate the DVD release. Speech! |  | Back at my old school there was a group of seniors called "The Hit Squad". At major school sporting events, they were responsible not only for keeping the crowd of younger boys in line, but also for beating up kids from other schools. The leader of the squad was always the guy in the crocodile suit -- the school mascot -- because the suit was padded and so he could take more of a beating. But oh how he could dish it out. Like when the Terrace Gorilla invaded the pool deck at the swimming meet. Not wise. Or when Churchie's infamous "Coneman" (a particularly large rugby prop dressed normally in school uniform, except for the orange traffic cone on his head) threw an apple at one of our bagpipers... BIG mistake. Yes, every forum needs a mascot, and a bouncer. OzFreaks welcomes the Norseman, The Horrible Brian. Even his name strikes terror into the hearts of teenage girls forming human pyramids. He even looks like a Viking. Ozfreaks has found its joker with a wooden sword. |
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Post by JCriquet on Sept 16, 2004 3:12:51 GMT 10
I am pleased to formally anoint JCriquet as our new Dungeon Master. There were many fine candidates, and soon when Natalie joins Harvey in retirement one of you will make a worthy replacement. James recently joined the 1000 post club, and his passion for Undeclared is almost sick. He's the perfect OzFreak to show leadership as we all anticipate the DVD release. Speech! Wow, this is incredible! I didn't even have a speech prepared! A Viking once told me that it was obvious that I was more of an OzFreaks fan than a Freaks and Geeks fan. Well, maybe he was right. For however sick my passion for Undeclared may be, my passion for OzFreaks is doubly perverse (and doubly again for my Norse counterpart - love to love you, baby). I'm sure I can speak for Brian and myself when I say that we intend to oversee the board the same way we make love: with an iron fist. We hope that we can satisfy you. |
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Post by Natalie on Sept 16, 2004 6:11:54 GMT 10
Congratulations James.
Congratulations Brian.
Congratulations my replacement, whomever you may be.
(I just hope it's Harvey, whom I always saw as my wife to James' Brian).
And here's to Sir Adam continuing the old boys tradition *raises glass*.
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Post by harvey on Sept 16, 2004 9:54:54 GMT 10
if i ever take a husband Natalie....it will definately be you.
or Jackie Chan.
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Post by JCriquet on Sept 16, 2004 10:29:02 GMT 10
if i ever take a husband Natalie....it will definately be you. or Jackie Chan. What about Quentin Tarantino? I'm more of a Quentin Kenihan man, myself. Cause you Kenihan a man a better... wheelchair dude. |
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Post by echolalia on Sept 16, 2004 11:31:37 GMT 10
Yes, yes!! Well done, chaps.  |
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Post by harvey on Sept 16, 2004 17:55:29 GMT 10
What about Quentin Tarantino? I'm more of a Quentin Kenihan man, myself. Cause you Kenihan a man a better... wheelchair dude.hes brilliant....but he never stops talking, whereas on the other hand Jackie Chan can hardly speak english. Natalie though....shes the perfect husband really...brutal, direct, sweaty, and she has a gigantic penis. |
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Post by JCriquet on Sept 17, 2004 1:48:47 GMT 10
Natalie though....shes the perfect husband really...brutal, direct, sweaty, and she has a gigantic penis. /me does that kind of silent laugh, whereby the only indications of laughter are vigorous shoulder movements. Well done guys. I passed on the job when it was first offered to me to give others a fair go, and you two are worthy candidates. Matching my level of skill is a daunting prospect, so don't try - just be yourselves. Thankyou, father. |
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Post by The Horrible Brian on Sept 17, 2004 12:45:20 GMT 10
Even his name strikes terror into the hearts of teenage girls forming human pyramids. Even his mane strikes fervour into the pants of teenage girls forming human pyramids. |
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Post by Christopher on Sept 17, 2004 21:43:23 GMT 10
>>teenage girls forming human pyramids.
stupid US army. that'll piss even more people off. meh.
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Post by Ferrero on Sept 18, 2004 17:26:11 GMT 10
All bow down before the Iron Fist!  Congrats JC and HB! Wield your newfound power wisely and well. ~Ferrero |
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Post by JCriquet on Sept 21, 2004 16:39:24 GMT 10
All bow down before the Iron Fist! ~Ferrero Bow down and bend over! |
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Congrats JC and HB! Wield your newfound power wisely and well.