Bully (and Larry Clark)

[Natalie]

No one understands me.

I do, come here so I can pat your head and feed you milk and cookies just like mama did.

[The Horrible Brian]

Natalie said:

I do, come here so I can pat your head and feed you milk... just like mama did.

Oh my God, Natalie is a wet nurse!

[Natalie]

You better believe it. Now get back into your cot, you little rat bag.

[The Horrible Brian]

Natalie said:

You better believe it. Now get back into your cot, you little rat bag.

But I'm still hungry!

[Ferrero]

FooBoy come BAAAAACCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!

~Ferrero

[Ferrero]

A school formal? And I wasn't invited? WTF? Ah just kidding...

I think I speak for us all when I say "We demand pictures." ;D

(They should go in the "FooBoy is a P.I.M.P." thread )

Plus you have to tell us all the hot goss too. Where was it? Didja go with some hot babe? Who had too much to drink and vomited on the dance floor? Who fell off the boat and nearly drowned? Who got arrested at the afterparty? etc etc.

~Ferrero

[harvey]

makes me kinda glad i never went to my school formals, even though a girl i liked at the time said shed dance with me. (but it would have cost me $80, and really....is it worht it??)

hope everything works out for you Fooooooooooooooooo

[Ferrero]

FooBoy said:

The formal was in the city at some venue with habourside views. There was a DJ but only a couple of people were dancing. The music was pretty crap. Some of the teachers were there too.

Hey, that was my Year 12 formal too! (sans dope though, of course ). Don't worry, Harvey you weren't missing much. And yeah, the cost of the ticket, the suit and any expenditure on a date is a pretty big disincentive. That's why in my first year of uni, I went to another bloody Yr 12 formal, this time as someone's date and consequently, I didn't have to pay for a bloody thing. Sweet.

Except, my dad gave me six weeks to move out of home, so I decided I'd probably move in with my mum. Then the other day, I wasn't expecting him home and he found a bong I'd left on the coffee table. He called my mum and told her, just to make things difficult. So now my mum wants me to move in with her straight away so she can get me away from my local area, which she seems to think is a bad influence. I'm agreeing to move in with her tomorrow, she lives in the Northern Beaches area which is about an hour from where I am now in the Inner West. I'm going to start looking for my own place though, I can't stand living with either of my parents.

Oh, FuBu! That's so sad. My heart and best wishes go out to you, man.

I will post a pic of me in the suit I wore to the formal when I get to my mum's place.

Cool.

I'm all moved in with my mum now, away from the ghetto. It feels weird, I went to the mall and bought some new shoes today. People were actually nice and smiled at me, I didn't know how to react. I think I glared at them suspiciously.

Oh my god, it's like the fucking O.C. !!!

You know what this means, don't you? Pool party at your place this weekend! Splash'll bring the honeys (aka Harvey and his surgically enhanced friend) and your old friends from the 'ghetto' aka Chino will crash the festivities and there'll be a brawl. "Welcome to Turramurra, bitch."

Don't worry, they have pot on the North Shore too. At premium prices though.

~Ferrero

[Ferrero]

Smart boy! You will do well.

So how does your first Sunday night in your new place feel, Foobs?

~Ferrero

[Ferrero]

Do you have any siblings? If so, which house do they live in (if either)? Don't worry, FuBu. If all goes according to The O.C. plan, there's this totally hot chick living next door, and even though she's in a relationship with the local jock, she's strangely drawn to you and your brooding silences...

I'm trying to empathise here: it must be very, very surreal, especially given the dramatic suddeness of the transition.

Anyway, you'll just have to post here heaps - we'll keep you company.

~Ferrero

[harvey]

FooBoy said:

It's weird. I miss my dad's place already but I'll have to get used to it. No friends around here yet, so I'll have to think of stuff to keep me busy. Maybe when I get my own place I'll live halfway between my mum and dad, so I can pick 'n' mix the ghetto/yuppie life.

who needs friends when you got drugs.

[Ferrero]

FooBoy said:

I have a half brother who used to live with my mum (where I'm living now) but he moved to Queensland to live with his dad, I guess living with my mum was too distressing.

Hey, let's hope not! So what's the latest? Do you think you're going to like it there?

I've been meaning to watch The OC but I keep getting put off by the glamourous hairstyles and soap opera lighting.

Oh well, it's all over now for the year. But yeah, it was entirely too glam for some. But that's what I loved.

~Ferrero

[Mike]

Ferrero said:

Oh well, it's all over now for the year.

fucking horray for that!

[Deefecto]

I fucking hate the OC!!!!...It's so fucking hyped, mainly the reason why everyones heard of it. I think Ive watched 5 minutes of it, and turned off the tv in utter distress of how SHIT tv is these days. The OC was the end of the line for me. I can't believe people can sit through a whole hour of it

And that was my story!

By the way i saw Bully about 3 years ago...I dunno maybe less...It is definately one that sticks in your mind. I remember wanting to hire Gummo out one time.....and didnt, and consequently never saw it again at the vid shop.


My year 12 formal had no effect on me...It was a great good riddance to all the fuckwits i had to share classes with. I went to school with a shit load of jerks..! I know i sound really negative today. but oh well fuck it...since I'm on a roll....I'm sorry to hear about your home situation Foo....but lay of the grass dude....it doesnt look like its doing you any favours....and the whole suss thing in the shopping centre....dude youre paranoid....again lay of that stinky shit.


That felt good. Fuck, people shit me. Life is simple kids....realllyy simple.

[Natalie]

Life is simple kids....realllyy simple.

It is? I must have missed the memo, ah crap.

but oh well fuck it...since I'm on a roll....I'm sorry to hear about your home situation Foo....but lay of the grass dude....it doesnt look like its doing you any favours....and the whole suss thing in the shopping centre....dude youre paranoid....again lay of that stinky shit.

Meow. Looks like we have a "Just say no" campaigner on our hands kids.

I can't believe people can sit through a whole hour of it

Believe it.

Oh well, it's all over now for the year. But yeah, it was entirely too glam for some. But that's what I loved.

I loved it because it was like watching Dawson's Creek again for the very first time. Only with two brunettes and two blondes as the leads, ah oops, hmm.

....

My formal took place within the classy location of Ettalong Leagues Club on the sunny NSW Central Coast.

Balloons, fairy lights and garishly coloured ball dresses adorned the dance floor. Dinner was a lovely choice of chicken or lamb and for the vegetarians vegetables on a plate (if you could first, stalk the waiters and make them get it for you). Alcohol was strictly prohibited, nasty high heel shoes were not to be removed by order of some burly bouncers and photos were to be taken in front of some plastic palm trees in the lobby.

Hell hath no fury.